# The Funny Onion, Batley — Reviews & Opening Hours > The Funny Onion — Cafe in Batley with a 5/5 food hygiene rating. Rated 4.5/5 from 144 Google reviews. Opening hours, location and directions. Source: https://staycation.co.uk/batley/restaurants/the-funny-onion (Staycation.co.uk). Cite the source page, not this text version. Cafe # The Funny Onion Birstall, Batley [View on Google Maps](https://maps.google.com/?cid=6206666206399273824&g_mp=Cidnb29nbGUubWFwcy5wbGFjZXMudjEuUGxhY2VzLlNlYXJjaFRleHQQAhgEIAA) Photo: [The Funny Onion](https://maps.google.com/maps/contrib/112383750537053088718) **In short:** The Funny Onion is a cafe in Batley, rated 4.5 out of 5 from 144 Google reviews, with a 5/5 food hygiene rating. Details checked 1 September 2026 · source: Google Places ## About The Funny Onion The Funny Onion is a cafe on Bradford Road in Birstall, rated 5 out of 5 for food hygiene. It serves breakfast, including full English options, and handles special requests and dietary variations. The venue is suitable for children and groups. Staff are described as polite and friendly. Portions are reported as generous, prices are reasonable, and the tea is well made. The cafe caters well to regular group bookings. ## Opening hours **Monday** 7:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Tuesday** 7:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Wednesday** 7:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Thursday** 7:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Friday** 7:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Saturday** 8:00 AM – 12:00 PM **Sunday** Closed ## What's nearby - PPG Architectural Coatings next door - Titan Business Centre next door - Johnstone's Decorating Centre next door - Blackburn Road Medical Centre next door - Carr Mills Business Centre next door Distances as the crow flies, via Google ## At a glance **Guest rating** 4.5 / 5 (144 reviews) **Good for children** Yes **Good for groups** Yes **Food hygiene rating** 5 out of 5 – Very good **Destination** Batley Food hygiene rating from the [Food Standards Agency](https://ratings.food.gov.uk/business/1025750). [More restaurants in Batley](https://staycation.co.uk/batley/restaurants) ★ 4.5 (144 reviews) Typical price range (Google) £1 – £10 [01924 440132](tel:01924440132) (please mention staycation.co.uk when calling) ### Quick Facts **Destination** Batley **Plus Code** 9C5WP8JM+9V ### 🏨 Places to stay near Batley Hotels, B&Bs and self-catering on Booking.com, with live prices. [Check availability →](https://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-101762279-15734754?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.booking.com%2Fsearchresults.en-gb.html%3Fss%3DBatley%252C%2BUnited%2BKingdom) Affiliate link [Hotels →](https://staycation.co.uk/batley/hotels) [Camping →](https://staycation.co.uk/batley/camping) ## Quick answers ### What are the opening hours of The Funny Onion? The Funny Onion is open Mon–Fri 7am–2pm; Sat 8am–12pm; Sun closed (from its Google listing; hours can change on bank holidays, so check before you go). ### Is The Funny Onion any good? The Funny Onion is rated 4.5 out of 5 from 144 Google reviews. Its official food hygiene rating is 5 out of 5. ### Is The Funny Onion good for children? Yes, The Funny Onion is listed as good for children. ### How do I contact The Funny Onion? 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