# Wandle Pirates, London β€” Reviews & Opening Hours > Wandle Pirates β€” Steak House in London with a 5/5 food hygiene rating. Rated 4.8/5 from 385 Google reviews. Opening hours, location and directions. Source: https://staycation.co.uk/merton/restaurants/wandle-pirates (Staycation.co.uk). Cite the source page, not this text version. Steak House 🐾 Dogs Welcome # Wandle Pirates Colliers Wood, Merton [View on Google Maps](https://maps.google.com/?cid=4116667158738188333&g_mp=Cidnb29nbGUubWFwcy5wbGFjZXMudjEuUGxhY2VzLlNlYXJjaFRleHQQAhgEIAA) Photo: [Wandle Pirates STEAKHOUSE](https://maps.google.com/maps/contrib/102802590192596090417) **In short:** Wandle Pirates is a steak house in Merton, rated 4.8 out of 5 from 385 Google reviews, with a 5/5 food hygiene rating and dogs welcome. Details checked 5 September 2026 Β· source: Google Places ## About Wandle Pirates Wandle Pirates is a steakhouse in Colliers Wood that serves Wagyu Picanha and Tomahawk steaks, alongside tapas. The venue holds a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5, accepts bookings, and welcomes dogs. It is suitable for children and groups. The restaurant stocks an extensive range of rum and is licensed to serve alcohol. Staff are noted for attentive service. ## Menu & facilities For the current menu and prices, see [Wandle Pirates's own website](http://www.wandlepirates.com/?utm_source=staycation.co.uk&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=restaurant-menu). ## Opening hours **Monday** Closed **Tuesday** Closed **Wednesday** Closed **Thursday** Closed **Friday** 5:00 – 11:00β€―PM **Saturday** 3:00 – 11:00β€―PM **Sunday** 3:00 – 9:00β€―PM ## What's nearby - Merton Abbey Mills next door - KFC Colliers Wood - Chapter Way next door - Sainsbury's 250m away - Blue Cross animal hospital, Merton 400m away - Tandem Centre 400m away Distances as the crow flies, via Google Diners like this steakhouse's perfectly cooked steaks, with many highlighting the Wagyu Picanha and Tomahawk, and also enjoy the delicious tapas and extensive rum selection. They also mention the friendly, attentive staff and the welcoming, relaxed atmosphere. Guests appreciate the reasonable prices for the quality of food and service. Summary via Google ## At a glance **Guest rating** 4.8 / 5 (385 reviews) **Dogs allowed** Yes **Good for children** Yes **Good for groups** Yes **Booking required** Yes **Food hygiene rating** 5 out of 5 – Very good **Destination** Merton Food hygiene rating from the [Food Standards Agency](https://ratings.food.gov.uk/business/950350). [More restaurants in Merton](https://staycation.co.uk/merton/restaurants) β˜… 4.8 (385 reviews) Typical price range (Google) Β£20 – Β£80 [Visit official website](http://www.wandlepirates.com/?utm_source=staycation.co.uk&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=restaurant) [07429 317222](tel:07429317222) (please mention staycation.co.uk when calling) ### Quick Facts **Destination** Merton **Plus Code** 9C3XCR78+6P ### 🏨 Places to stay near Merton Hotels, B&Bs and self-catering on Booking.com, with live prices. [Check availability β†’](https://www.anrdoezrs.net/click-101762279-15734754?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.booking.com%2Fsearchresults.en-gb.html%3Fss%3DMerton%252C%2BUnited%2BKingdom) Affiliate link [Hotels β†’](https://staycation.co.uk/merton/hotels) [Camping β†’](https://staycation.co.uk/merton/camping) ## Quick answers ### What are the opening hours of Wandle Pirates? Wandle Pirates is open Mon–Thu closed; Fri 5pm–11pm; Sat 3pm–11pm; Sun 3pm–9pm (from its Google listing; hours can change on bank holidays, so check before you go). ### Is Wandle Pirates any good? Wandle Pirates is rated 4.8 out of 5 from 385 Google reviews. Its official food hygiene rating is 5 out of 5. ### Is Wandle Pirates dog-friendly? Yes, dogs are allowed at Wandle Pirates. ### Is Wandle Pirates good for children? Yes, Wandle Pirates is listed as good for children. ### Can you book a table at Wandle Pirates? Yes, Wandle Pirates takes reservations. ### How do I contact Wandle Pirates? 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