# Noname Cafe, Orpington — Reviews & Opening Hours > Noname Cafe — Cafe in Orpington with a 5/5 food hygiene rating. Rated 4.5/5 from 493 Google reviews. Opening hours, location and directions. Source: https://staycation.co.uk/orpington/restaurants/noname-cafe (Staycation.co.uk). Cite the source page, not this text version. Cafe # Noname Cafe 4 Crescent Way, Orpington [View on Google Maps](https://maps.google.com/?cid=2018721592022897047&g_mp=Cidnb29nbGUubWFwcy5wbGFjZXMudjEuUGxhY2VzLlNlYXJjaFRleHQQAhgEIAA) Photo: [Noname Cafe](https://maps.google.com/maps/contrib/110146214398016166769) **In short:** Noname Cafe is a cafe in Orpington, rated 4.5 out of 5 from 493 Google reviews, with a 5/5 food hygiene rating. Details checked 1 September 2026 · source: Google Places ## About Noname Cafe Noname Cafe is on Crescent Way in Orpington. The menu includes omelets and breakfast items, served hot. Portions are generous and prices are modest. The cafe holds a five-star food hygiene rating. The venue welcomes children and groups, with seating suitable for watching the street outside. ## Menu & facilities For the current menu and prices, see [Noname Cafe's own website](https://nonamelondon.com/?utm_source=staycation.co.uk&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=restaurant-menu). ## Opening hours **Monday** 7:30 AM – 4:00 PM **Tuesday** 7:30 AM – 4:00 PM **Wednesday** 7:30 AM – 4:00 PM **Thursday** 7:30 AM – 4:00 PM **Friday** 7:30 AM – 4:00 PM **Saturday** 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM **Sunday** 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM ## What's nearby - Borkwood Post Office next door - The Co-operative Food Orpington, Crescent Way next door - Co-op Food - Orpington - Crescent Way next door - Brothers Bakery next door - Sea Bream Fish Bar next door Distances as the crow flies, via Google Diners like this cafe's good menu choice, with many highlighting the nicely cooked and hot food, including omelets and breakfast items. They also mention the amazing prices and good value, with generous portion sizes. Others say the cafe offers a nice atmosphere for watching the world go by. Summary via Google ## At a glance **Guest rating** 4.5 / 5 (493 reviews) **Good for children** Yes **Good for groups** Yes **Food hygiene rating** 5 out of 5 – Very good **Destination** Orpington Food hygiene rating from the [Food Standards Agency](https://ratings.food.gov.uk/business/1756546). [More restaurants in Orpington](https://staycation.co.uk/orpington/restaurants) ★ 4.5 (493 reviews) Typical price range (Google) £10 – £20 [Visit official website](https://nonamelondon.com/?utm_source=staycation.co.uk&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=restaurant) [01689 852170](tel:01689852170) (please mention staycation.co.uk when calling) ### Quick Facts **Destination** Orpington **Plus Code** 9F32936Q+89 ### 🏨 Places to stay near Orpington Hotels, B&Bs and self-catering on Booking.com, with live prices. 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