Haus of Cabaret

A V O I D! Booked the chefs table dinner and show package on a Friday night before Christmas. Upon entering the place feels shabby and dirty. Our table wasn't even wiped clean. The 3 course meal was literally inedible, everything was sent back. Show was tired, and audience was very low for a Sunday. They still charge you the ticket for the show even though you book the VIP meal package. When complaining to the teams asking for compensation for at least the meal, all they offer is a discount on future bookings. Seriously doubt anyone would want to return to this place. Proud embankment was 10times a better place.

7 months ago · via Google

Overpriced, Overhyped, and Utterly Underwhelming Haus of Cabaret was one of the most disappointing nights out I’ve had in a long time. Don’t be fooled by the slick Instagram marketing — it promises glamour and creativity but delivers mediocrity and confusion. The food was shockingly poor and nothing like what was advertised. A smear of babaghanoush with a dry bit of garlic bread is not a “smokey aubergine taco,” and a scoop of cheap vanilla ice cream definitely isn’t “lemon and chilli sorbet.” For the prices they charge, it felt insulting. The performances were short, uninspired, and padded out with painfully long breaks and questionable music choices. The pacing was dreadful, the energy flat, and the whole thing felt amateurish. To make matters worse, extra costs were added to our bill without being made clear upfront — check your receipt carefully and read the T&Cs before booking. It’s all very cleverly marketed but completely fails to deliver. This place taught me a valuable lesson: never trust good marketing over genuine quality. Save your money and skip this one.

9 months ago · via Google

The food was not good at all. The starter was said to be an aubergine taco but we were served a slice of seemingly garlic bread and like an aubergine hummus. The chicken main was said to be rosemary potatoes but were just square chips and the vegetables were like a stirfry mix. Very odd pairings. 2 of the acts were good, acrobat and fire act but only lasted 5mins each. The breaks were sway too long! The other act was a Mr Bean impersonator which was funny to start and ended up being a cringey strip tease. Then the next act this guy did was a squirrel in a fluffy costume with a narrative story line of the squirrels life and how he likes ‘nuts’ and found a lump on his nuts. Said the moral of the story was to check your nuts. Found it a little disturbing when the guy did a fake orgasm in the squirrel costume! Personally I don’t think these last two acts are for a cabaret show.

9 months ago · via Google

Been there to celebrate my fiancé birthday, and it was a remarkable great experience. I was not drinking alcohol, she alcohol free selection was a bit poor. Regarding food, you got a whole menu but we took on the snacks menu. Chicken was absolutely delicious and good for price, but the cheese place is overpriced for the selection. I highly recommend to go ! The atmosphere is fantastic

a year ago · via Google