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The Funny Onion

Birstall, Batley

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In short: The Funny Onion is a cafe in Batley, rated 4.5 out of 5 from 144 Google reviews, with a 5/5 food hygiene rating.

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About The Funny Onion

The Funny Onion is a cafe on Bradford Road in Birstall, rated 5 out of 5 for food hygiene. It serves breakfast, including full English options, and handles special requests and dietary variations. The venue is suitable for children and groups.

Staff are described as polite and friendly. Portions are reported as generous, prices are reasonable, and the tea is well made. The cafe caters well to regular group bookings.

Opening hours

Monday
7:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Tuesday
7:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Wednesday
7:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Thursday
7:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Friday
7:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Saturday
8:00 AM – 12:00 PM
Sunday
Closed

What's nearby

  • PPG Architectural Coatings next door
  • Titan Business Centre next door
  • Johnstone's Decorating Centre next door
  • Blackburn Road Medical Centre next door
  • Carr Mills Business Centre next door

Distances as the crow flies, via Google

At a glance

Guest rating
4.5 / 5 (144 reviews)
Good for children
Yes
Good for groups
Yes
Food hygiene rating
5 out of 5 – Very good
Destination
Batley

Food hygiene rating from the Food Standards Agency.

Quick answers

What are the opening hours of The Funny Onion?

The Funny Onion is open Mon–Fri 7am–2pm; Sat 8am–12pm; Sun closed (from its Google listing; hours can change on bank holidays, so check before you go).

Is The Funny Onion any good?

The Funny Onion is rated 4.5 out of 5 from 144 Google reviews. Its official food hygiene rating is 5 out of 5.

Is The Funny Onion good for children?

Yes, The Funny Onion is listed as good for children.

How do I contact The Funny Onion?

Call The Funny Onion on +44 1924 440132.

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