Ted’s House

Ted's House comes ready to use: electricity, heating, wifi, bed linen and towels are all included, so you arrive to a functioning home rather than a to-do list. The kitchen has an electric oven, gas hob, microwave, dishwasher and fridge-freezer, which means cooking proper meals is straightforward. Upstairs are two bedrooms—one with a double bed and an ensuite shower, the other with two single beds on the second floor—plus a separate bathroom with a roll-top bath and shower attachment, so four people needn't queue for the bathroom.

The property is an end-of-terrace house in Mytholmroyd, in the Calderdale countryside. A pub lies within a mile. On-street parking is available on a first-come basis; there's also a rear ginnel for bikes and a small cellar for storage. The house does not permit smoking. Arrive after 16:00 and depart by 10:00.