The Birmingham Hotel

Avoid at all costs. The bathroom has never seen a cleaning product in its lifetime the grime is unreal, dirty bedding and someone’s nail flew out the bedsheet. Most definitely was not cleaned when the last person left. Outside is hectic and good luck getting a parking space when it is busy never mind the weed smoking, balloon taking and rubbish strewn across the car park. Eventful to say the least

5 months ago · via Google

Haych really helped us out. We turned up last minute with no booking and he sorted us a room straight away, no hassle at all. Proper friendly guy, easy to talk to, and just made the whole thing simple when it could’ve been stressful. Would definitely recommend staying here if you’re in the area

3 months ago · via Google

I walked into my room and seen mould on the corners of the wall. I saw a mice run across the room as soon as i opened the door. Someone left their d*ldo in my pillowcase and when I was trying to get to sleep i felt something really hard on my head and it really hurt but then i found out it was a used, smelly, smiley d*ldo. The walls were really thin and i could hear my neighbours cracking next door. I went into the bathroom and found someones poo smeared on the wall saying ''1:32am''. It was also all over the towels and the towels are all yellow now! I have a fear of yellow things and this is discrimination to me. Then i wanted to turn on the tv and a video of fem-boys and furries appeared on the tv and there were some inappropriate actions. Then they left a coffee sachet in a pot but i found out it was c*caine and i had the c*caine and didnt realise. Then i started seeing hallucinations. Then i had a stuttering fit and i tried telling the staff what was wrong but all they heard was ''H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HELP'' And they look absolutely baffled. One of my hallunications were the staff member stealing the d*ldo out of my pillowcase and using it infront of me. I was quite astonished by this. I have knee surgery tomorrow and this was very convenient and comforting. XX

7 months ago · via Google

Not sure what the rooms are like as my reason for visiting was to attend a wedding reception. I looked up reviews on Trust pilot before visiting and the hotel was described very badly as shoddy and dirty. So I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe there has been a change of ownership/ refurbishment? The room for the reception was beautiful and decorated nicely. The food was fresh and tasty. The waiting staff were polite, attentive and helpful. Other hotel staff were also polite and helpful. The car park was quite big but was very crowded and chaotic. Exiting and entering from the main road was also chaotic. The location is not very nice.

a year ago · via Google