The Hayloft

Everything you need is here. The Hayloft comes with bed linen, towels, Wi-Fi, heating, and electricity all included. The wood burner has its initial fuel supplied, along with log baskets and a fireguard. The kitchen has an electric oven, hob, microwave, dishwasher and fridge, so you can cook properly. Both bedrooms have their own bathrooms—one with a shower, one with a bath and shower. Upstairs is an open-plan living, dining and kitchen space with a TV. Downstairs there's a utility room with washing machine and tumble dryer, plus a separate toilet. One dog can stay free.

The property sleeps four: a super kingsize bed in the first bedroom and two singles in the second. There's a travel cot and high chair if you need them. You get private parking for two cars on site, a walled garden with seating, and a tennis court with rackets and balls available. The property is no-smoking. It's set in rural Cumberland near Cleanroom Supplies, and you have the whole place to yourself.