About No Monkey Business
No Monkey Business is a café on Keswick's Main Street serving breakfast, brunch and coffee, with freshly baked goods including brownies. The restaurant takes bookings and welcomes groups and dogs. Food hygiene rating is 5 out of 5.
Prices are reasonable. Staff are noted as friendly and welcoming, though some diners have found service inattentive at times.
Opening hours
- Monday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Tuesday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Wednesday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Thursday
- 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Friday
- 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Saturday
- 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Sunday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Brunch hours
- Monday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Tuesday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Wednesday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Thursday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Friday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Saturday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Sunday
- 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Dinner hours
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- Closed
- Thursday
- 5:00 – 9:00 PM
- Friday
- 5:00 – 9:00 PM
- Saturday
- 5:00 – 9:00 PM
- Sunday
- Closed
What's nearby
- Bryson's of Keswick next door
- Skiddaw Hotel next door
- Java Coffee Shop next door
Distances as the crow flies, via Google
Diners like this cafe's delicious coffee, flavorful breakfast and brunch options, and freshly baked goods, including warm brownies. They also highlight the friendly and welcoming staff, dog-friendly atmosphere, and reasonable prices.
Some reviews mention the service can be inattentive.
Summary via Google
At a glance
- Guest rating
- 4.3 / 5 (116 reviews)
- Good for groups
- Yes
- Booking required
- Yes
- Food hygiene rating
- 5 out of 5 – Very good
- Destination
- Keswick
Food hygiene rating from the Food Standards Agency.